Dr. Forrest's Cheeze Factory

Testing, looks like we were hijacked

2010-09-01T11:24:00.001-07:00

Just testing

ATTENTION ROCKET FROM MARS!!!

2010-08-09T16:28:00.000-07:00

Please send me, Dat Big Cheeze Hizself, email, Jim (Vintage Comedy) wants to get in contact with you...

That is all...

Late Breaking Before & After Submission

2010-07-19T09:55:00.000-07:00

I Double-Dog Dares Ya

2010-07-16T21:25:00.000-07:00

I don't know about yer pet dog, if ya has one,
but I'm pretty certain mine can neither read
nor speak dat bovine lingo,
so I doubt very seriously if he's concerned in the least
about the quality of his dog breath (my "pet" name for him).

But if he could, I'm certain he'd get a job
so's he could afford to buy some of this fine product,
if for nothing else than to get me to stop referring
to him as "dog breath"!

Maybe I've gotten this one all wrong and
Elsie is simply a spokescow for this product?
(Wondering if she's considered a traitor by dem bovines?)

AT LAST!

2010-07-16T07:30:00.000-07:00

Finally, solve-ed!
The bane of mankind!

WANDERING WEENIES!

So, if you've a wandering weenie,
this be the product fer
YOU!

NEW SPONSOR!

2010-07-14T20:19:00.000-07:00

Okay, Skippy,
complaints about Hare Club Fer De Men(s) have been registered.
We feel the need to replace one form of head gear with another.

So...
If yer name is Dobbs...
yer a prince...
as well as the rest of it...
then this is the product for

YOU!

So...
Good choice, eh?

Great Opportunity!

2010-07-13T14:27:00.001-07:00

We be needin' Cash and we be havin' 'taters, so....

... this excellent opportunity showed up unexpectedly!

Fast money? Long life? Happiness around the corner?

(Coming next week, an unexpected opportunity from Nigeria!)

Queen Latifah?Pearl Bailey's Love Child?

2010-07-13T14:20:00.000-07:00

You decide!

Before & AfterVisiting The Cheeze Factory

2010-07-13T14:17:00.000-07:00

Before & After
(Keith Richards)

MoreBefore & After Visiting The Cheeze Factory

2010-07-13T14:15:00.000-07:00

Before & After
(Ozzie Osbourne)

Still MoreBefore & AfterVisiting The Cheeze Factory

2010-07-13T14:11:00.001-07:00

Before & After
(Grace Slick)

PSA

2010-07-13T14:08:00.000-07:00

You said itNOTme!

2010-05-31T04:43:00.000-07:00

To CheezeorNOT To Cheeze

2010-05-15T13:07:00.000-07:00

Shark BytesAnother Old Fool Compilation

2010-05-15T08:57:00.000-07:00

Shark bytes is a compilation of hacked up songs.
Older rockers may like them, if not, well, then
PFFFFTTTT!!!

Shark Bytes

YEAH!

2010-04-30T09:40:00.000-07:00

Ya Came To Da Right Place!

2009-12-31T00:35:00.000-08:00

We-Hell, Skippy!

Dem birds are using yer brainpan for a nest & no matter how much conditioner or moose ya uses, they just will NOT give it up?

Never fear, our crack crew of suits
(scientist type guys what hangs out down in the basement)
have discovered cheeze fumes are toxic to the avarian types.

FEAR NO MORE!
(ya came to the RIGHT place!)

2009-12-18T20:57:00.000-08:00

NEWS FLASHGerman's NOT Amused!

2009-12-05T20:57:00.001-08:00

How To Build Yer Own Hover Shoes!

2009-12-05T08:54:00.000-08:00

Why? 'cuz ya can!

Needz Cheeze, Pleeze!

2009-11-30T23:58:00.000-08:00

Great Void visitors simply must have these!
Won't you please help?
(They've promised to stop talkin' smack about you!)

Alan Seidler - Duke of Ook<--New Betty Hutton - Sleepy Head Betty Hutton - My Cutie's Due At Two-To-Two Today Betty Hutton - Banana Boat (Oomba-Oomba-Oomba)
Billy Edd Wheeler - Wild Mountain Flowers (Album)
Billy Edd Wheeler - The Pickers Prayer (Single Song)
Bob McCallister of Wonderama 1969
Boomerang aka Kid Creole - Unknown Named Album
Boone Girls - Curiosity Killed The Cat (MGM 45) (Pat Boone's daughters)
Buddy Collette - Polynesia Buzzola - Got A Light (In Print, Will Not Be Posted)
Buzzola - Junkers, Jivers & Coke Fiends (In Print, Will Not Be Posted)
Carol Channing - Live At The Palace
Comedy Central's Viva Variety - He Looks Like Robert Deniro
Cousin Brucey Meets Mother Goosey (particularly Hansel & Gretel Meet The Chopped Liver Witch
Cracked Country Christmas<--New
Dan Hartman - Get Outta Town
Dave Prowse aka Darth Vader aka The Green Cross Man - Remember The Green Cross Code
Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre - Out Of Season
Eric Jupp - Surf King (single)
Frank Edwards - Flying Saucers Are Serious Business
Dukes Of Dixieland - LP on Audio fidelity
Gladstone's A Piece of Paper
Gleams (Gleems?) - Mr. Magic Moon
Hutton Sisters (Betty & Marion) - Heart Throb
Hutton Sisters (Betty & Marion) - Ko Ko Mo (I Love You So) Janet Klein - Come Into My Parlor
Joan Rivers - Can We Talk
Jody Carver & Johnny Cucci - The Hot Club Of America
Julian and Sandy - BBC Radio Show
Korla Pandit - Le Club Maron
Kids' on the Wurlitzer - Kirby Stone Four?
Kyle Petty (Nascar Driver) - any album
Mike D'Abo (previously member of Manfred Mann) - The Lady's In Love Muppets - Muppet Show Seasons 3-5 Soundtrack
Muppets - The Christmas Toy Soundtrack
Muppets - The Great Santa Clause Switch Soundtrack
New Christy Minstrels - On tour through motortown
New Classic Singers - Bit hit sounds
Nutty Squirrels - A Hard Day's Night and other Smashes
Off-Beats - In Lo-Fo
Oscar Brand - Maryann McCarthy
Pardon My Blooper - Volume 5
Peter Skellern - Happy Endings (BBC records 1981 or anything) Pinkard & Bowden - PG-13
R Crumb - Party Record
Rance Allen Group - Let the Music Get Down In Your Soul
Rev. Dimichel - For Bloozers Only
Robert Clary - The 88th Row of the Hollywood Bowl (song)
Robert Klein - Let's Not Make Love
Ronald Vomit - Nice
Ruth Wallis - Senorita What's Her Name
Singing Sisters Of Syracuse(Anything)
Sir Hubert Pimm Pianoforte & Ellen Sutton - I Wanna Say Hello Sophie Tucker (Uncertain) - Your Key Won't Fit My Keyhole Anymore
Spencer's Washboard Kings - Masculine Women & Feminine Men<--New
Spencer's Washboard Kings - Nimble Fingered Thimbler<--New
Tammy Faye (Bakker) - Run Towards The Roar
Tiger Lillies - Sinderella
Treniers - Suitcase Song
Tyrone Green aka Eddie Murphy - Kill My Landlord (SNL)
Uncle Vinty - CD (selling at his shows circa 1974,5,6)
Unknown Artist - The Monkey Wrapped His Tail Around the Flagpole (B side of I Like Ike might be called Nation Emblem)
Van Lynn - One Night of Madness
Vincent Lopez Orch. - Concert In The Park
Will The Turtle Remain Unbroken
William Shatner - Narrated undersea music for a dolphin show at some water-park (Sea World or Weekiee-Watchee, Florida) 1970's
Zak Brown Band - Sic 'em On A Chicken
Yogi Yorgesson - Just Another Day (This one's a toughy!)

WHEW, LOOK AT DA SIZE OF DAT LIST!
SHIRLEY YA GOTS AT LEAST ONE O' DEM!
Submit in SCREAM/INFO/SUBMIT
In-Post Submissions Will NOT Be Posted
(Unposted Links In Comments)

Skippy Listing

2009-11-30T23:57:00.000-08:00

Ever wondered where that "odd" smell was coming from?
Feast yer peepers on this list, might be a lil' stinker near.

1 - Dai,Ace Kustom,Upper Ramsbottom,Manchester,
Adolph - Preüßen, Norway
Anonymous - Countryhank, Hamburg (Germany)
Anotherguy - Jackson, TN
Any Major Dude With Half A Heart - Cape Town, South Africa
Apachenf - split between Tripoli - Libya and Aberdeen Scotland
Arenafoot - Watson, LA
Barkley - Monroe County, Michigan
Beany - Bolton, England
BlackCrypt - Myrtle Beach, SC
blueChz - Sarasota, FL
Bob Haldeman - Little Canada, MN Music Makes Pictures
BossHoss - New Jersey (Garden State)
Bunnyboy - Toronto Ontario Canada
Busty Roxy - Tucson, AZ
ChasingSanity - Maine Chasing Sanity
Chris - Malden, MA
Countryhank - Hamburg, Germany
Curty Ray - Near Chicago
d.cat chopra - Santa Monica, California
D.moose - California
D Big Cheeze - Hiding Under Your Bed! (Sorry, couldn't resist)
Dai - Ace Kustom, Upper Ramsbottom, Manchester (Hope that right, looks funny)
Deadguy, Niagara Wisconsin on the Menominee River
Doug Nabors - Bremerton, Washington, back from Yokosuka, Japan
Erick - Akron, OH Wonderful Wonderblog
Gouda Muenster - San Diego, CA (Yokosuka, Japan till 11 Dec)
Graham the Funky Aardvark - UK
Grumpies - Elizabethtown, PA
J-Unit - Kalamazoo, MI
Karl Käse - Kiel, Germany
King Tiki - St. Louis, Mo
Lady Jane Wensleydale - Des Plaines IL
Leeds Devil - Lindenwold, NJ
Liliana Tendermoose, Orange, CA
LVActor - Las Vegas, NV
MadameGouda - Spearfish, SD
Magkfingrs - - Boston, MA
Marie aka CheezeDiva - Syracuse, NY
martymartymarty - Ann Arbor, Michigan
Mr Rapidan - Reading, Pennsylvania
Norman - San Diego, CA (center of the universe as we know it)
Parmie Propanoate - San Antonio, TX
Pooky Greyhead - Anytown, USA
Professor Clone - Albuquerque, NM
Professor Grewbeard, Houston Texas, Hell
Quoth the Raven - Denver, CO
Reverend Marc Time - Sunday Morning Hangover Radio Program (10 AM Sundays) or Sunday Morning Hangover Blog
Mr Rapidan - Reading, PA
Rev. Syung Myung Me - Seattle, WA
Sameasiteverwas - San Francisco Bay Area (SF-US) Bearly Rambling
Satanicmills - Derbyshire, England
Scut Farkus - Baltimore, MD
Skippy D. Hoarder - Nowheresville
Slackjack - Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Snarfdude - Halifax, NS Canada
Steve aka Projo - East Greenwich, RI
The Cheese Knees - Kent, England (Home For The Bewildered)
Somewhere in England, Somewhere.
The Mighty Drew - Haddon Township, NJ
The Most E-vil Mikel J - Trommelanz, W. Germany
Thïrd World Man - Sietch Tabr, ARRAKIS
Tip - Sunny Cocoa Beach, Florida
Todd - Bend, Oregon
Traitor Vic - Greenville, SC
Unknown Skippy - St. Louis, MO
Viv - Austin, TX
Whiteray - St. Cloud, Minnesota
Wild Man Mikey - Northampton, England
Woodworker - Greenville, NC, USA
Zen Tiger - Portland, Oregon
Zillagord - Portland, OR - Cheese For Industry

Here's To YOU!

2009-11-25T20:27:00.000-08:00

Tis the time to consider those things which one simply must give thanks for.

I mean, it's thanksgiving so...

I'm thankful for visitors to this site who are kind enough to leave a comment here or there.

I'm thankful for all the generous souls who have left cheeze stuffs on my doorstep.

I'm thankful to have Mikelj as the perfect foil.

I'm thankful I'm still able to enjoy dem cheeze stuffs no matter what anyone thinks!

I'm thankful the site has survived another year,
even though it's getting a bit crippled up as of late.

All in all, I'm simply thankful so many have made this corner of the great void a bit warmer with their kind thoughts.

So...
er...
uh...
thanks?

Fast Food SongFast Food Rockers

2009-11-24T12:47:00.001-08:00

Ode To JoyBeaker

2009-11-23T22:15:00.000-08:00

Bobby HendricksPsycho

2009-11-20T19:30:00.000-08:00

(That Bob, he is a slob, that Bob, Bob, Bob, slob, slob, slob...)

5 Out Of 5 Doctors Agree!(that nurse doesn't really matter)

2009-11-15T16:25:00.000-08:00

(Dat E-Vil Mikelj put me up to this!)
(Sorry Ladies, no insult intended!)

Yer A PSYCHO!(Jukebox)

2009-11-15T13:39:00.000-08:00

Spiderman(request)

2009-11-12T07:08:00.001-08:00

(is this it?)

It's ABOUT Time!

2009-11-12T06:28:00.000-08:00

As all you Skippies know, our most bestest sponsor,
DAT HARE CLUB FER DE MENS
always keeps up with the latest coiffures.

Just so you,
yes,YOU,Skippy
will always look yer best when ya hasta to fetch more twinkies!

So, here's their latest offering....

BEATLES WIGS!

(78% guaranteed authentic!)

Jonathan Richman&The Modern LoversEgyptian Reggae

2009-11-11T17:33:00.000-08:00

(NOT stinky!)

Penguin Cafe OrchestraPerpetuum Mobile

2009-11-11T17:23:00.000-08:00

(NOT Stinky!)

The Matrix1905 Version

2009-11-10T17:08:00.000-08:00

Walk The Walker, uh...Strut Yer Stuff?

2009-11-05T06:22:00.000-08:00

What's that, Skippy?
Ya sez ya want's to strut yer stuff?
Shut down all the Duds & impress them chicks?

We-Hell, then, be getting yer bad self a couple o' pairs of our newest sponsor's threads!

ELDRIDGE DE PARIS

(WTF?)

Too EarlyFerA Bit Of Xmas?

2009-11-04T21:12:00.000-08:00

Last Xmas

2009-11-04T12:08:00.000-08:00

Might Be Five, eh?Thinking Pie In Face

2009-11-04T12:07:00.000-08:00

Put Another Plug Nickle In

2009-11-03T17:04:00.000-08:00

Coming In Loud & Clear!

2009-11-01T09:54:00.000-08:00

Certain that kid on the left is thinking...

WTF!

Wilson Knows!

2009-11-01T09:36:00.000-08:00

Too Much Halloween Candy?

2009-11-01T06:03:00.000-08:00

Wanna fit back into that size zero outfit?

Then try our newest sponsor!

TAPEWORMS

(Remember, NO Ill Effects!)

Our Newest, Most Trusted Sponsor!

2009-11-01T05:41:00.001-08:00

Ya sez yer either a veggie or fruit
&
wanna dance about with farm yard animules?

Then be gettin' yer bad self some
DDT
grow legs and do a cheerful jig!

(Sing, sing like there's no tomorrow!)

Creepy ClydeakaThe Rappin' VampireSpooky Town

2009-10-31T14:20:00.000-07:00

Creepy Clyde aka The Rappin' Vampire - Spooky Town

01 SpookyTown.mp3
02 Man Eating Plant.mp3
03 The Monster From The Sea.mp3
04 Draculas Castle.mp3
05 Spooky Old Graveyard.mp3
06 Haunted House.mp3
07 The Carp That Ate Detroit.mp3
08 I Just Want To Drink Your Blood.mp3
09 In The Old Dark House.mp3
10 Zombies.mp3
11 Twisted Man.mp3
12 A Monster Lives Under My Bed.mp3
13 The Old Man From Kalamazoo.mp3
14 Space Ships Have Invaded Earth (Hidden Bonus Track).mp3

Creepy Clyde aka The Rappin' Vampire.jpg
Creepy Clyde aka The Rappin' Vampire - Spooky Town Front.jpg
Creepy Clyde aka The Rappin' Vampire - Spooky Town CD.jpg

Creepy Clyde aka The Rappin' Vampire - Spooky Town

(pw=cheeze)

DON'T Get A TrickFerHalloween!

2009-10-31T11:58:00.001-07:00

Classical Halloween

2009-10-31T01:15:00.000-07:00

01 Welcome.mp3
02 Swan Lake.mp3
03 I'll Get You My Pretty.mp3
04 Danse Macabre.mp3
05 Low Throaty Laugh.mp3
06 March Funebre Des Marionettes.mp3
07 In The Hall Of The Mountain King.mp3
08 March Of The Gallows.mp3
09 Twilight Zone.mp3
10 Night On Bald Mountain.mp3
11 Swan Lake (Piotr Llyitch Tchaikovsky).mp3
12 Danse Macabre.mp3
13 March Funebre (Chopin).mp3
14 Witches Sabbath.mp3
15 The Sorcerer's Apprentice (Paul Abraham Dukas).mp3
16 Witch Hazel Laugh.mp3

YEAH!

2009-10-27T10:23:00.001-07:00

(Don't hide 'em from yer elders!)
(They'll hit ya with their cane!)

Go On!You KNOW Ya Wanna!

2009-10-26T16:22:00.001-07:00

(I'm not certain that's what they meant!)

Got Mid Quarter's Dis-ease?

2009-10-24T23:22:00.000-07:00

(Dr. Swift does NOT work below the knees!)
(That would simply be indecent!)

Public Service Announcment

2009-10-22T15:54:00.000-07:00

(this will also work to avoid being overcome by fumes here)
(all ya need is a large body of water)

Dat Boy's Not Quite Right!

2009-10-21T11:09:00.000-07:00

Here we see one of dat E-Vil Mikelj's early attempts to raise some ducets to finance his attempts at world conquest.
Didn't workout too well as he was a bit confused as to what Lemonade was actually made from!

(Dat boy's STILL not quite right!)

Our Newest Sponsor What You Needz!

2009-10-19T17:16:00.001-07:00

What could be more simple?
Just add water!

World's Best Ventriloquist

2009-10-18T21:09:00.000-07:00

Who IS This Skippy Ya Keeps Talkin' 'Bout?

2009-10-18T20:24:00.000-07:00

Not certain, but AM certain it's not this guy!

(Believe he's headed towards Mikelj's groovy den of inequity)
(In hopes of finding some groovy disco dancers?)

Are YOU A Good Wife?Or A BAD Wife?

2009-10-16T13:13:00.001-07:00

Just In Time Fer Halloweenee!

2009-10-09T23:30:00.000-07:00

What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez,
yer boss is a jerkball,
yer neighbor's dog will not shut the f**k up,
yer better half left the cap off the toothpaste one too many times?

No need to stab 'em 17 times, get a few 'o dem

VOODOO DOLL KITS!

Be gettin' yerself some revenge in the comfort of yer own closet!

Notice

2009-10-09T07:42:00.000-07:00

Our newest SponsorYOU Needz This!

2009-10-07T10:02:00.001-07:00

(insert a "gay" comment here)

Claude McLinJambo

2009-10-07T09:15:00.001-07:00

No MONSTERS Allowed!This Means YOU!

2009-10-07T09:04:00.001-07:00

Scatman CrothersGhost Riders In The Sky

2009-09-30T18:01:00.000-07:00

Brigadier General Jack RipperBodily Fluids(Dr. Strangelove)

2009-09-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

Doctor Zillman Wants To Talk ToYOU About Yer Testies!

2009-09-25T12:18:00.000-07:00

Who Knew?("Hit" song origins)

2009-09-25T04:46:00.000-07:00

Is It Soup Yet?

2009-09-17T14:01:00.003-07:00

Hmmmm, how long ago was that?

2009-09-17T13:59:00.000-07:00

Shark BytesAnother Old Fool Compilation

2009-09-15T21:23:00.000-07:00

Attention Skippies!

2009-09-11T17:38:00.000-07:00

After Laugh.com had another go at me, put the blog back up as you see it. Sadly, I've been way to busy to rebuild it again, but will in the near future, never fear, it will be back.

Signed:

Dat Big "worn out" Cheeze

It's Official!It'sBREAKDOWNWeek!

2009-08-30T21:06:00.000-07:00

&*#$%!!! Passwords!

2009-08-30T19:33:00.000-07:00

(Sometimes it IS cheeze, or cheese, who knows)

Zipamonial

2009-08-29T20:30:00.000-07:00

Big Cheeze Romances Skippetta In"I Was A Teenage Hoarder!"

2009-08-29T20:14:00.000-07:00

2009-08-29T20:07:00.000-07:00

2009-08-29T20:01:00.000-07:00

Newest Hare Club Fer Mens Offering!

2009-08-29T19:56:00.000-07:00

Hare Club Fer De Men's REALLY keeps up with current fashions!

If'n ya wanna be Fab, then ya needs to upgrade dat chapeau with their newest style!

Get yer's TODAY!
(why not order four just in case?)

YEAH!

2009-08-28T17:26:00.000-07:00

What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez ya got a hankerin' for a big ol' mess of Peking Duck, but yer a vegan and the very thought of eatin' any meat or parts there of is simply TOO MUCH!

We-Hell, then, our newest sponsor was thinking of YOU!

MOCK DUCK MEAT!

Now, THAT looks appetizing, eh?
(Please DO NOT mock the duck!)

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

2009-08-27T21:46:00.000-07:00

I Love Sasquatch In SpringHow's 'Bout You?

2009-08-27T20:20:00.000-07:00

What are YOUR chances?

Wilford BrimleyDiabetes(The Insane Version)

2009-08-26T20:27:00.000-07:00

Wait for it...

Ya Sees What Ya Wanna Sees!

2009-08-26T20:08:00.000-07:00

Is it just me,
or is something not quite right here?

Elvis PresleyCheese Puffs Painting On Velvet

2009-08-25T20:36:00.000-07:00

(Thanks to Cool-Mo-Dee!)

Granny's Favorite!

2009-08-25T19:50:00.000-07:00

What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez, "Granny's throwin' a conniption fit 'cuz she wants ta conjure up a batch of possum stew and no one in 90210 has any!"?

We-Hell, then, our newest sponsor's gonna be Granny's Favorite!

Remember, if'n it's Alabama Possum & it's sun dried, then it's...
er... uh...
Well, then, it's:

Alabama Possum!
(sun dried, of course!)

George CarlinTuned-InOrHeretic?YOU Decide!

2009-08-25T15:40:00.000-07:00

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…
living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.

What year did Jesus think it was?

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

SF = CF x U

2009-08-23T22:02:00.000-07:00

Wonderful Wonderblog(One Of Our Favorites)Wins "Award"

2009-08-20T21:57:00.000-07:00

Erick said:

Well, it may not be "major", but it's still pretty cool.

I've been awarded the Honest Scrap Award by Max at The Drunken Severed Head blog. Thanks Max for the kind words about the Wonderful Wonderblog. I really appreciate it.

I'm not sure who originally started the Honest Scrap Award, but apparently it's been around for at least a year and has been passed around by blogs on several continents. The logo is a picture of an old chewing tobacco sign.

According to the rules of the award, I'm supposed to send it to 10 other blogs and list 10 true things about myself. That's gonna be tough. There are over 200 blogs in my blogroll and I like each one of them for different reasons. And I don't know if there are 10 things about me that anyone will find very interesting.

OK, so here are 10 blogs that I currently check out on a regular basis. Of course none of them are obligated to send this award on. This is really just a way to let others know about some other cool blogs. In alphabetical order --

Ernie (Not Bert)
Franklin Mint Blog
Geek Orthodox
Jon's Random Acts of Geekery
The Manchester Morgue
Monsterland Ohio
Music You (Possibly) Won't Hear Anyplace Else
Plaid Stallions
Ratchet's Hulk Collection
Vinnie Rattolle's

And here's 10 things about me you may or may not know --

1. I don't drive. I took driver's training and had my temps when I was in high school back in 1984. I just didn't care for it and never got a driver's license.
2. I met my wife through a personal ad I placed in a local singles paper in 1996. We married in 1998. She was the only one that answered my ad, so I had to marry her.
3. I like mushrooms. On pizza, in pasta, on my salad. They're my favorite fungus.
4. People don't like to play Trivial Pursuit with me. My brain is filled with tons of useless knowledge.
5. I make scrapbooks. There's nothing I enjoy more than going to the local scrapbook store on "crop night" and scrapping with the ladies.
6. I like to listen to movie soundtracks. When I was a kid I had the records of Star Wars, Superman: The Movie, CE3K, The Muppet Movie and others. I would listen to them along with my KISS records.
7. I've lived in Akron, OH my whole life, except for one year I lived in Kent with some friends.
8. I had perfect attendance my senior year of high school.
9. I played Dungeons & Dragons through most of the 80s with my brother and friends. My favorite characters were Brister Firethorn (a dwarf fighter) and Spry Brusque ( a human thief).
10. I blame my warped mind on my parents. They took me and my brother to age inappropriate movies when we were kids. We saw movies like Blazing Saddles and Andy Warhol's Frankenstein.

Note From Dat Big Cheeze:

Congrats!

We was hopin' to be getting our bad selves an award, too, but ours would probably look like dis:

Psstamonial

2009-08-20T10:16:00.000-07:00

Ask Dat Cheezemeister

2009-08-19T21:30:00.000-07:00

Hey, Big Cheeze;

Concerned about the long-term effects of cheeze sniffing.

Signed
Kissy Face

Dear Pollyanna;

Not gonna lie to ya, there ARE some effects from prolonged tours.

This is one example.

Signed,
The Big "Trust Me" Cheeze

Who Threw Dat Ham?

2009-08-19T20:37:00.000-07:00

Ask Dat Cheezemeister

2009-08-19T20:16:00.000-07:00

Dear Big Cheeze Personage;

Have searched yer stinkin' mess for hours and still find no prono!

This is an Interweb blog, isn't it?

So, WHERE'S THE PRONO?

Signed,
Mr. Base Emotion

Dear Medulla;

Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

PS;
Yer reptilian brain has very pore spellin' skills!

Signed,
Big Cheeze

Ray CharlesMess Around

2009-08-19T09:10:00.000-07:00

NO!

2009-08-19T06:38:00.000-07:00

Rut Ro!

2009-08-19T04:34:00.000-07:00

Get Yer's TODAY!

2009-08-19T03:14:00.000-07:00

It's All 'bout Da Cheeze!

2009-08-19T02:42:00.000-07:00

NEWS FLASHThis Just InFrom Our Reporter In The FieldDr. Peter Picker

2009-08-19T02:40:00.000-07:00

Dr. Peter Piper(our roving reporter)Continuing Saga Of Dem Love Chillens

2009-08-18T19:14:00.000-07:00

David Cassidy secret love chillen of Mickey Gilley?

HEY!Who's A Dud Gotta Sleep WithTo Get A Burger'round This Joint?

2009-08-18T03:03:00.000-07:00

This is an actual menu!

Can attest it's correct
as was sent down many, many times
for a Saturday "treat".

Check out those prices!

Can you believe it?

Comments?

Nope!Not Gonna Do It!

2009-08-18T02:50:00.000-07:00

Wow!Who Knew?

2009-08-16T20:55:00.000-07:00

(Half Girl, Half Fish? I'm thinking front half, not top, eh?)

This REALLY Works!

2009-08-16T07:55:00.000-07:00

Pat BooneFlips His Wig!

2009-08-16T07:11:00.000-07:00