Monday, July 19, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
I don't know about yer pet dog, if ya has one,
but I'm pretty certain mine can neither read
nor speak dat bovine lingo,
so I doubt very seriously if he's concerned in the least
about the quality of his dog breath (my "pet" name for him).
But if he could, I'm certain he'd get a job
so's he could afford to buy some of this fine product,
if for nothing else than to get me to stop referring
to him as "dog breath"!
Maybe I've gotten this one all wrong and
Elsie is simply a spokescow for this product?
(Wondering if she's considered a traitor by dem bovines?)
The bane of mankind!
So, if you've a wandering weenie,
this be the product fer
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
complaints about Hare Club Fer De Men(s) have been registered.
We feel the need to replace one form of head gear with another.
If yer name is Dobbs...
yer a prince...
as well as the rest of it...
then this is the product for
Good choice, eh?
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
We be needin' Cash and we be havin' 'taters, so....
... this excellent opportunity showed up unexpectedly!
Fast money? Long life? Happiness around the corner?
(Coming next week, an unexpected opportunity from Nigeria!)