Friday, July 31, 2009

ESPÍRITU ANDINOEl Condor Pasa



(Not Stinky!)

Hickamonial



Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Stink-A-Moanial



Welcome To The Hotel Cheeze FactoryYou Can Check Out Anytime You Like,ButYou Can NEVER Leave!



(Hep me find a way out!!!)


(Nope, NOT that way. Nope, NOT that way, either!)


(Hey, who put this real box here?)

(Yikes!)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

It'sTRIBUTEWeek!


Dat's RIGHT, Skippy!

It's
TRIBUTE
Week!

Tributes, cheezy/best cover, etc.

Just about anything goes.
(Except fer Oh-No's Don't Worry)
(That would simply be TOO MUCH!)


Saturday, July 25, 2009

Ask Dat Cheezemeister

Dear Big "Judge & Jury" Cheezer;

Just how did you come to hate hoarders so much?

Signed,
Curious George

Dear Monkey's Uncle;

It's a generational hand-me-down, if you will.

Only thing gramps hated more than E-vil Mikelj's grandpappy, was a ornery, low-down, snake-in-the-grass hoarder!


(Grandpa Cheeze on the right-hand side)

Signed,

Big "Hates 'Em To Pieces" Cheeze

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

9 Out Of 10 Dr. Forrest's Agree(10th's just being difficult!)



Remember,
if an unidentified,
so-called "Doctor"
sez ya needz something,
ya simply gotta get it!

DO IT NOW!

A REAL Treat!(Threat?)


Like to:
Watch Cheeze on the tube?
Smoke a big ol' bowl O' Cheeze?
Bar-B-Que a big hunk O' Cheeze?
Dance to Cheezy songs?

We-Hell, then, Skippy!
Our newest sponsor's got what ya needz!

KAUKAUNA KLUB!
(it's KEWL!)


(small print, may or may not contain actual man's)

E-Vil Mikelj Foiled Again!



Rut Ro!



Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Me-OMy-OPink-OCheap-O!



Er...Uh...Okay...



Monday, July 20, 2009

Another Hacked Rene Magarette



Ballsamonial



(Wonder how they come up with that stuff?)

HEY, YOU TWO!GET A ROOM!


As we've stressed many, many times before,
fraternization between Skippies & Skippettas is

STRICTLY

prohibited!

This can only lead to only one thing...

PENCIL-NECKED GEEKS!


Spy-Cam image from cloak-room.
(Cloak-Room, fitting, eh, what?)

[Rene Magritte's Os Amantes]

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Herman MunsterRecites!



Man!
That cat is DEEP!

Searching For Wind Week Stuff



PocoCall It Love1989


When it's All You've Got
Call It Love!

We've got all night, let's take our time
Tell me your secrets, I'll tell you mine
When it makes us feel better, call it love

You say you won't, I say you will
You make me crazy, but I want you still
When it makes us feel better, call it love

Chorus:
Do we tell the truth, or do we live a lie
Is the feeling good, is that what makes you cry
When you say those words, look me in the eye
Tell me why you call it love

I play my hand, you call my bluff
We push each other, 'til we've had enough
When it's all you've got, call it love

If I didn't have money, would you want me still
When you look real close, do we fit the bill
Call it what you want, but only time will tell

(chorus)

(Solo)

(chorus)

We've got all night, let's take our time
Tell me your secrets, I'll tell you mine
When it makes us feel better, call it love

Call it love, call it love, call it love
When it's all you've got, call it love

Kim CarnesCrazy In The Night1985



CRAZY IN THE NIGHT
BARKING AT AIRPLANES)
1985
Kim Carnes


Sometimes I really think
I'm going crazy in the night
When I hide down in the covers
And I won't turn on the light
I think nothing's gonna get me
But then again it might
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

I need a drink of water
But I swallow hard instead
Cause it's hard to move a muscle
When you're frozen in your bed
If I could make it to the phone
Before I die of fright
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

Sometimes she really thinks
She's going crazy in the night
When she hides down in the covers
And she won't turn on the light
She says nothing's gonna get to her
But then again it might
What can she do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

There's a monster on my ceiling
There's a monster on the wall
There are thousands in the closet
Now they're coming down the hall
I'm so hidden they can't find me
But then again they might
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

Sometimes she really thinks
She's going crazy in the night
When she hides down in the covers
And she won't turn on the light
She says nothing's gonna get to her
But then again it might
What can she do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

And if I disappeared
Do you think they'd ever look
Would I be headlines in the paper
Or the cover of the book
Got to pull myself together
I don't want to die of fright
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

Sometimes she really thinks
She's going crazy in the night
When she hides down in the covers
And she won't turn on the light
She says nothing's gonna get to her
But then again it might
What can she do to keep from going
Crazy in the night

Saturday, July 18, 2009

It'sWINDWeek!



Dat's right, Skippy!
It's WIND week!
Anything WIND related will work!
Cutting WIND
WIND blown
WINDY
WINDS of change
WIND instruments
Anything about blowing or sumthun' like that there will do!
(Why, I'd even go for some WENDY stuff!)

Friday, July 17, 2009

Two Tents?


What's that, Skippy?

Yer floors are dirty and ya just can't takes no more?
Yer head feels like it's gonna bust open?
If'n the caps off the tooth paste just once more...

Then YOU be needin'


Or...
here's a thought...
Suck it up!
(like an adult)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Protect Yer Vital Fluids!



When Cheeze is OutlawedOnly Outlaws Will Have Cheeze


That title make like zero sense, eh?


Mother Sez:Reduce Yer Psychic Tension!NOW!


What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez yer plagued by reoccurring bouts of Psychic Tension
and
ya just can't stand's no more?

Than be getting yer bad psychic self sum:

VALIUM!



Mother's Little Helper!

Parts Of Me Are Applauding Already!



Ya Gots THAT Right!



Victoriamonial



Who ARE Those Guys?



Those Pesky RomansDid NOT Play Well With Others!



Ask Dat Cheezemeister

Dear All-Knowing, Seldom Telling Big Cheezemeister;

Whenever I'm with my friends & mention the Cheeze Factory, they get all kinds of emo on me.

What's a dude to do?

Signed;

Fit To Be Tied

Dear Conniption Fit;

The answer's quite simple!



Ya needs more CHEEZE in yer diet!

Signed,

The Big "Full of it" Cheeze

Scary!


Another Hare Club Fer De Men Satisfied Customer!



Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Amazing!


Here we see an overcautious Skippy personage
attempting to garner cheeze from a "safe" distance!




Will someone run over and invite 'em in?

Plenty of cheeze to go around & it's relatively safe!


Right Mikelj?
Mikelj?
Say, anyone seen Mikelj?

They just wheeled him out, Big Cheeze.

Oh, man, how many times is that now?

Monday, July 13, 2009

Don't Make Us Go Down UnderOnYer Hoarding Arse!



We'll be sending Skippy the Hit-A-Roo after ya!

Public Service Announcment


No matter how many time we tells ya,
some Skippys refuse to wear adequate protection
when visiting the cheeze factory!

Hours after leaving the factory,
this particular Skippy personage seem to believe it was
Kick A Gator week here at the factory,
he was so confuse-ed!

Hmmm... Kick A Gator Week...

Dating Tip #1DON'T Be A Hoarder!



Public Service Announcement



BAD KITTY!

How Many More Times?


Ok, Skippys, this isn't that tough!
Here we see a Skippy
who failed miserably in an attempt to cheat
dat Hare Club Fer De Mens
out of a few ducets!

Please, Please, Please,
take a moment to ascertain the difference
between cheese & cheezy!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Stiffle & Stinker'sMovie Review


Today's movie review:

"I Want Someone To Eat Cheeze With"
(Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong!)

Both Stiffle & I agree,

IT STANK!

No Horses Allowed On Tours!



Unless, of course, it's the Famous Mr. Ed!

That Guy Has Hoarded Before You!



Is he pointing at YOU?

YEAH!

YOU!

OVER ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE INTERWEB!

Hey, KidsWhat Time Is It?


This was a time long ago
BEFORE
Mikelj went over to the Dark Side!

Can I Get An Amen?



E-Vil Mikelj Foiled Again!


This time he claimed this was Mr. Ed!
Animals are NOT admitted to cheeze tastings!

Unless of course it's the famous Mr. Ed
(the REAL Mr. Ed!)

A Sponsor What You Needz!


That's right, Skippy!
You be needin' yer bad self some
Dr. Bonker's
Celebrated
Egyptian Oil!


Small print: May or may not contain actual Egyptians

Cheeze Factory2nd AnnualScience Fair


You'll recognize some last year contestants
who simply dusted off their exhibits.

































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