(Not Stinky!)
5 hours ago
Friday, July 31, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Welcome To The Hotel Cheeze FactoryYou Can Check Out Anytime You Like,ButYou Can NEVER Leave!
(Hep me find a way out!!!)
(Nope, NOT that way. Nope, NOT that way, either!)
(Hey, who put this real box here?)
(Yikes!)
Sunday, July 26, 2009
It'sTRIBUTEWeek!
Dat's RIGHT, Skippy!
It's
TRIBUTE
Week!
Tributes, cheezy/best cover, etc.
Just about anything goes.
(Except fer Oh-No's Don't Worry)
(That would simply be TOO MUCH!)
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Ask Dat Cheezemeister
Dear Big "Judge & Jury" Cheezer;
Just how did you come to hate hoarders so much?
Signed,
Curious George
Dear Monkey's Uncle;
It's a generational hand-me-down, if you will.
Only thing gramps hated more than E-vil Mikelj's grandpappy, was a ornery, low-down, snake-in-the-grass hoarder!
(Grandpa Cheeze on the right-hand side)
Signed,
Big "Hates 'Em To Pieces" Cheeze
Just how did you come to hate hoarders so much?
Signed,
Curious George
Dear Monkey's Uncle;
It's a generational hand-me-down, if you will.
Only thing gramps hated more than E-vil Mikelj's grandpappy, was a ornery, low-down, snake-in-the-grass hoarder!
(Grandpa Cheeze on the right-hand side)
Signed,
Big "Hates 'Em To Pieces" Cheeze
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
9 Out Of 10 Dr. Forrest's Agree(10th's just being difficult!)
Remember,
if an unidentified,
so-called "Doctor"
sez ya needz something,
ya simply gotta get it!
DO IT NOW!
A REAL Treat!(Threat?)
Like to:
Watch Cheeze on the tube?
Smoke a big ol' bowl O' Cheeze?
Bar-B-Que a big hunk O' Cheeze?
Dance to Cheezy songs?
We-Hell, then, Skippy!
Our newest sponsor's got what ya needz!
KAUKAUNA KLUB!
(it's KEWL!)
(small print, may or may not contain actual man's)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
HEY, YOU TWO!GET A ROOM!
As we've stressed many, many times before,
fraternization between Skippies & Skippettas is
STRICTLY
prohibited!
This can only lead to only one thing...
PENCIL-NECKED GEEKS!
Spy-Cam image from cloak-room.
(Cloak-Room, fitting, eh, what?)
[Rene Magritte's Os Amantes]
Sunday, July 19, 2009
PocoCall It Love1989
When it's All You've Got
Call It Love!
We've got all night, let's take our time
Tell me your secrets, I'll tell you mine
When it makes us feel better, call it love
You say you won't, I say you will
You make me crazy, but I want you still
When it makes us feel better, call it love
Chorus:
Do we tell the truth, or do we live a lie
Is the feeling good, is that what makes you cry
When you say those words, look me in the eye
Tell me why you call it love
I play my hand, you call my bluff
We push each other, 'til we've had enough
When it's all you've got, call it love
If I didn't have money, would you want me still
When you look real close, do we fit the bill
Call it what you want, but only time will tell
(chorus)
(Solo)
(chorus)
We've got all night, let's take our time
Tell me your secrets, I'll tell you mine
When it makes us feel better, call it love
Call it love, call it love, call it love
When it's all you've got, call it love
Kim CarnesCrazy In The Night1985
CRAZY IN THE NIGHT
BARKING AT AIRPLANES)
1985
Kim Carnes
Sometimes I really think
I'm going crazy in the night
When I hide down in the covers
And I won't turn on the light
I think nothing's gonna get me
But then again it might
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
I need a drink of water
But I swallow hard instead
Cause it's hard to move a muscle
When you're frozen in your bed
If I could make it to the phone
Before I die of fright
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
Sometimes she really thinks
She's going crazy in the night
When she hides down in the covers
And she won't turn on the light
She says nothing's gonna get to her
But then again it might
What can she do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
There's a monster on my ceiling
There's a monster on the wall
There are thousands in the closet
Now they're coming down the hall
I'm so hidden they can't find me
But then again they might
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
Sometimes she really thinks
She's going crazy in the night
When she hides down in the covers
And she won't turn on the light
She says nothing's gonna get to her
But then again it might
What can she do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
And if I disappeared
Do you think they'd ever look
Would I be headlines in the paper
Or the cover of the book
Got to pull myself together
I don't want to die of fright
What can I do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
Sometimes she really thinks
She's going crazy in the night
When she hides down in the covers
And she won't turn on the light
She says nothing's gonna get to her
But then again it might
What can she do to keep from going
Crazy in the night
Saturday, July 18, 2009
It'sWINDWeek!
Dat's right, Skippy!
It's WIND week!
Anything WIND related will work!
Cutting WIND
WIND blown
WINDY
WINDS of change
WIND instruments
Anything about blowing or sumthun' like that there will do!
(Why, I'd even go for some WENDY stuff!)
Friday, July 17, 2009
Two Tents?
What's that, Skippy?
Yer floors are dirty and ya just can't takes no more?
Yer head feels like it's gonna bust open?
If'n the caps off the tooth paste just once more...
Then YOU be needin'
Or...
here's a thought...
Suck it up!
(like an adult)
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Mother Sez:Reduce Yer Psychic Tension!NOW!
What's that, Skippy?
Ya sez yer plagued by reoccurring bouts of Psychic Tension
and
ya just can't stand's no more?
Than be getting yer bad psychic self sum:
VALIUM!
Mother's Little Helper!
Ask Dat Cheezemeister
Dear All-Knowing, Seldom Telling Big Cheezemeister;
Whenever I'm with my friends & mention the Cheeze Factory, they get all kinds of emo on me.
What's a dude to do?
Signed;
Fit To Be Tied
Dear Conniption Fit;
The answer's quite simple!
Ya needs more CHEEZE in yer diet!
Signed,
The Big "Full of it" Cheeze
Whenever I'm with my friends & mention the Cheeze Factory, they get all kinds of emo on me.
What's a dude to do?
Signed;
Fit To Be Tied
Dear Conniption Fit;
The answer's quite simple!
Ya needs more CHEEZE in yer diet!
Signed,
The Big "Full of it" Cheeze
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Amazing!
Here we see an overcautious Skippy personage
attempting to garner cheeze from a "safe" distance!
Will someone run over and invite 'em in?
Plenty of cheeze to go around & it's relatively safe!
Right Mikelj?
Mikelj?
Say, anyone seen Mikelj?
They just wheeled him out, Big Cheeze.
Oh, man, how many times is that now?
Monday, July 13, 2009
Public Service Announcment
No matter how many time we tells ya,
some Skippys refuse to wear adequate protection
when visiting the cheeze factory!
Hours after leaving the factory,
this particular Skippy personage seem to believe it was
Kick A Gator week here at the factory,
he was so confuse-ed!
Hmmm... Kick A Gator Week...
How Many More Times?
Ok, Skippys, this isn't that tough!
Here we see a Skippy
who failed miserably in an attempt to cheat
dat Hare Club Fer De Mens
out of a few ducets!
Please, Please, Please,
take a moment to ascertain the difference
between cheese & cheezy!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Stiffle & Stinker'sMovie Review
Today's movie review:
"I Want Someone To Eat Cheeze With"
(Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong!)
Both Stiffle & I agree,
IT STANK!
That Guy Has Hoarded Before You!
Is he pointing at YOU?
YEAH!
YOU!
OVER ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE INTERWEB!
E-Vil Mikelj Foiled Again!
This time he claimed this was Mr. Ed!
Animals are NOT admitted to cheeze tastings!
Unless of course it's the famous Mr. Ed
(the REAL Mr. Ed!)
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That's right, Skippy!
You be needin' yer bad self some
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Cheeze Factory2nd AnnualScience Fair
You'll recognize some last year contestants
who simply dusted off their exhibits.
Vote for your favorite in comments.
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