Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…
living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
What year did Jesus think it was?
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
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