It's Official!It'sBREAKDOWNWeek!

&*#$%!!! Passwords!

(Sometimes it IS cheeze, or cheese, who knows)

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Big Cheeze Romances Skippetta In"I Was A Teenage Hoarder!"

Newest Hare Club Fer Mens Offering!

Hare Club Fer De Men's REALLY keeps up with current fashions!

If'n ya wanna be Fab, then ya needs to upgrade dat chapeau with their newest style!



Get yer's TODAY!
(why not order four just in case?)

YEAH!

What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez ya got a hankerin' for a big ol' mess of Peking Duck, but yer a vegan and the very thought of eatin' any meat or parts there of is simply TOO MUCH!

We-Hell, then, our newest sponsor was thinking of YOU!

MOCK DUCK MEAT!



Now, THAT looks appetizing, eh?
(Please DO NOT mock the duck!)

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

I Love Sasquatch In SpringHow's 'Bout You?

What are YOUR chances?

Wilford BrimleyDiabetes(The Insane Version)

Wait for it...

Ya Sees What Ya Wanna Sees!

Is it just me,
or is something not quite right here?

Elvis PresleyCheese Puffs Painting On Velvet

(Thanks to Cool-Mo-Dee!)

Granny's Favorite!

What's that, Skippy?

Ya sez, "Granny's throwin' a conniption fit 'cuz she wants ta conjure up a batch of possum stew and no one in 90210 has any!"?

We-Hell, then, our newest sponsor's gonna be Granny's Favorite!



Remember, if'n it's Alabama Possum & it's sun dried, then it's...
er... uh...
Well, then, it's:

Alabama Possum!
(sun dried, of course!)

George CarlinTuned-InOrHeretic?YOU Decide!

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…
living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.

What year did Jesus think it was?

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

SF = CF x U

Wonderful Wonderblog(One Of Our Favorites)Wins "Award"

Erick said:

Well, it may not be "major", but it's still pretty cool.

I've been awarded the Honest Scrap Award by Max at The Drunken Severed Head blog. Thanks Max for the kind words about the Wonderful Wonderblog. I really appreciate it.

I'm not sure who originally started the Honest Scrap Award, but apparently it's been around for at least a year and has been passed around by blogs on several continents. The logo is a picture of an old chewing tobacco sign.

According to the rules of the award, I'm supposed to send it to 10 other blogs and list 10 true things about myself. That's gonna be tough. There are over 200 blogs in my blogroll and I like each one of them for different reasons. And I don't know if there are 10 things about me that anyone will find very interesting.

OK, so here are 10 blogs that I currently check out on a regular basis. Of course none of them are obligated to send this award on. This is really just a way to let others know about some other cool blogs. In alphabetical order --

Ernie (Not Bert)
Franklin Mint Blog
Geek Orthodox
Jon's Random Acts of Geekery
The Manchester Morgue
Monsterland Ohio
Music You (Possibly) Won't Hear Anyplace Else
Plaid Stallions
Ratchet's Hulk Collection
Vinnie Rattolle's

And here's 10 things about me you may or may not know --

1. I don't drive. I took driver's training and had my temps when I was in high school back in 1984. I just didn't care for it and never got a driver's license.
2. I met my wife through a personal ad I placed in a local singles paper in 1996. We married in 1998. She was the only one that answered my ad, so I had to marry her.
3. I like mushrooms. On pizza, in pasta, on my salad. They're my favorite fungus.
4. People don't like to play Trivial Pursuit with me. My brain is filled with tons of useless knowledge.
5. I make scrapbooks. There's nothing I enjoy more than going to the local scrapbook store on "crop night" and scrapping with the ladies.
6. I like to listen to movie soundtracks. When I was a kid I had the records of Star Wars, Superman: The Movie, CE3K, The Muppet Movie and others. I would listen to them along with my KISS records.
7. I've lived in Akron, OH my whole life, except for one year I lived in Kent with some friends.
8. I had perfect attendance my senior year of high school.
9. I played Dungeons & Dragons through most of the 80s with my brother and friends. My favorite characters were Brister Firethorn (a dwarf fighter) and Spry Brusque ( a human thief).
10. I blame my warped mind on my parents. They took me and my brother to age inappropriate movies when we were kids. We saw movies like Blazing Saddles and Andy Warhol's Frankenstein.

Note From Dat Big Cheeze:

Congrats!

We was hopin' to be getting our bad selves an award, too, but ours would probably look like dis:

Psstamonial

Ask Dat Cheezemeister

Hey, Big Cheeze;

Concerned about the long-term effects of cheeze sniffing.

Signed
Kissy Face

Dear Pollyanna;

Not gonna lie to ya, there ARE some effects from prolonged tours.




This is one example.

Signed,
The Big "Trust Me" Cheeze

Who Threw Dat Ham?

Ask Dat Cheezemeister

Dear Big Cheeze Personage;

Have searched yer stinkin' mess for hours and still find no prono!

This is an Interweb blog, isn't it?

So, WHERE'S THE PRONO?

Signed,
Mr. Base Emotion

Dear Medulla;

Let's start at the beginning, shall we?





PS;
Yer reptilian brain has very pore spellin' skills!

Signed,
Big Cheeze

Ray CharlesMess Around

NO!

Rut Ro!

Get Yer's TODAY!

It's All 'bout Da Cheeze!

NEWS FLASHThis Just InFrom Our Reporter In The FieldDr. Peter Picker

Dr. Peter Piper(our roving reporter)Continuing Saga Of Dem Love Chillens

David Cassidy secret love chillen of Mickey Gilley?

HEY!Who's A Dud Gotta Sleep WithTo Get A Burger'round This Joint?

This is an actual menu!

Can attest it's correct
as was sent down many, many times
for a Saturday "treat".

Check out those prices!

Can you believe it?

Comments?

Nope!Not Gonna Do It!

Wow!Who Knew?

(Half Girl, Half Fish? I'm thinking front half, not top, eh?)

This REALLY Works!

Pat BooneFlips His Wig!

Ivars Idol ContestCapt. Clambake

Pinkard & BowdenI Lobster And Never Flounder

Submitted by:

Stimie Stilton, Thanks

HalibutSong

Submitted by:

Stimie Stilton, Thanks

Guess it's Fish Week

Without my prior knowledge or approval, looks like it's

FISH WEEK!



Them fish snuck in here and did it behind my back!

(They are very, very sneaky!)

Can't Get Enough?

Since I don't believe I've every actually send one, our latest sponsor saw the Big Cheezy Fish post and thought you Skippies were lacking so offered up this product.

So,
Not enough Assholes in yer life?

Then, ya needs to get yer bad self some:

"MANHATTAN STYLE"

FISH ASSHOLES



That oughta fix ya up straight away.

Hey, Mikelj, how many cases did YOU order?

Look Deeply!

Yer will IS MINE!

You WILL upload dem Cheeze Stuff!

(Post Hypnotic Suggestion)
When you awaken, you'll have NO knowledge of this visit!

(Snap of Fingers)

Or,Would Ya Rather Be A Fish?

(if the Big Cheeze were a fish)

Beggar's Requests

The Name Of The Game - Dan Hartman

Ko Ko Mo - The Flamingos

Brothers Brothers(Tom & Tom)Black Like You(In Living Color)

Shabba Ranksaka Marlon WayansMr. Ugly Man

Herman MunsterDry Bones

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