Thursday, July 2, 2009

Ask Dat Cheezemeister

My dearest O' Stinky One;

Seems each time I attempt to enhance my wall o' beer cans, dat significant other finds sticky rings on the footrest (coffee table?).

What's a dude to do?

Dear Dud;

Once again, it is important to be able to ascertain the difference between a Beer coaster & a slice of cheeze.

Study this illustration before you get stabbed 17 times!




Slow learner?
Allergic to knife wounds?
Still can't tell the difference?



Better yet, have one on us!



Signed,
The all knowing, seldom telling Big Cheezer

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