From: Da Big Cheeze
To: All Cheezemeisters
That fat, cigar-chomping guy down on the loading dock sez our long awaited shipment of protective devices has finally arrived.
Take a moment to get your's. (One per Cheezemeister, please)
In addition, those of the female persuasion can get their additional protective devices.
(Dat E-Vil Mikelj has been known to shine his shoes to a mirror finish.)
These will come in very handy next time that E-vil Mikelj attempts to crash the main gate, or sneek a peek!
(Make certain to give 'em a sound thrashing!)
Just in case you've forgotten what he looks like, study this picture ad nauseam.