After visiting the Cheeze Factory, I'm avoided by most
(my dog still seems to like me).
Expressions change whenever I approach.
Pray tell, what's up with that?
A Must To Avoid
Many who visit seem preoccupied with the Cheeze Stuffs,
so much so they seem to exude cheeze from the very depths of their beings.
In checking the staff, we've rooted our way
to the bottom of this common problem.
Please refer to the following illustration:
The Very Clean Big Cheezer
(If it's 99 44/100% pure what's that other .56% stuff? Scary!)